I was standing by the side of the road taking a pee. There were Fireflies, and Crickets, half of a full moon was hanging in the sky. It was a beautiful night to be standing there.
I was also watching as the State Trooper pulled his cruiser up behind my car.
The officer asked what I was doing.
I replied “Well Sir, at my age, when you have to go, you have to go NOW…”
The officer said “Well, Okay…”
“…and the only place around here is that Adult Book store up there, and I’ll be damned if I am going into a porn shop to use the men’s room!”
The trooper laughed “I see your point,” he said “you just have a good night”.
Shaking his head and still chuckling he got, back in his cruiser and drove off.
I finished my pee, got back in my own car, and continued on my way.
It was a beautiful night.